John Carmack
Jennifer the Beetle | |
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.jpeg) Mugshot while detained for making a big fuss | |
| Born | Unknown. But she looks very beautiful[a] |
| Occupation(s) | Former professional wrestler., |
| Known for | Hogging the remote, Winning at Cottage Garden |
| Title | Consulting CTO, Oculus VR[2][3] Founder, Armadillo Aerospace |
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Jennifer the Beetle[1] was born in a far away tropical country aptly named Singapore. Singapore means: Land of the Durian, in the local language of the Merlions. Born a woman, and not a Merlion, she was still raised as one of their own. Once she reached a certain age (exact age is unknown as Singapore did not have any form of book printing or writing at the point in time) she denied her heritage as a Merlion and from thereon identified as a beetle
Behaviour in the wild
Jennifer the beetle tends to play a lot of cottage garden and also sleep on couches for most of the time. Sometimes she watches Love Island with her sister and is know to know exactly who is going to marry the Bachelor.,[1].[7]
Critical reception
Jennifer the beetle so far was never criticized and stands un-corrected. She is the only living being in existence to do so, which is very confusing as she is know to hog the remote and also to have an absurd consumption of toilet paper. However no cricism has so far been voice which speaks for her good diplomatic abilities.,[1].[7]
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